HOW TO : deal with annoying baby-kids

All of us have (at least once) been in a situation where we have been stuck with an annoying kid at a family dinner. “Aww look it’s didi! You remember her, right? Oh baby you had met didi at that function over at that aunty’s house! Yes yes the one in which you had sung that nursery rhyme for that uncle! Yaa. So go go play with didi! Tell her all your friends’ names and your school song and all the- details- of your- baby- life- that- she- does- not- want- to- know.” And you’re done for, dear freak. Now you have to spend the rest of the evening taking orders from a two-year-old. Good for you!
But just in case you might want to get out of this situation without any trouble, here are a few tips to deal with Those Annoying Baby- Kids :-
1. Accept- Don’t try to fight the situation. Accept the fact that you are stuck with this baby-kid for the next few hours. Don’t be in denial. You can do this.
2. Self-entertainment-Baby- kids have a marvelous way of entertaining themselves. But they need a few implements for that. So set them up with paper and crayons or building blocks or a Barbie doll. They might just spend their time too caught up with these exciting things to even notice you texting on your phone.
3. Technology- So let’s be clear. Almost all baby-kids are born with an I-pad. They know how to operate these things although you don’t. Most of them bring along their fancy technology. If they don’t, just give them your mom’s phone so that they can play Temple Run. Or let them play a video game that you secretly play although you say you don’t.
4. Your Phone, Your Pocket- Baby-kids ALWAYS want YOUR phone. God knows why. Again accept the fact, no questions asked. Keep your phone in your pocket. That phone could be your savior! When the baby-kid is busy with paper and crayons, you obviously have to text your friend and tell her the situation asap(you also have to click a super-cute selfie with this annoying baby-kid, I mean so what if he’s annoying, extra points for a baby selfie).
5. Food- Food is your best friend. Baby-kids love food. And so do you. So make sure that all the starters your mom has spent the entire day making reach your room in sufficient quantities. When you give a baby-kid food, he is happy. Feed him and he will hug you tight and make you feel wanted (although your boyfriend broke up with you and life is SO hard, this kid loves you for who you are- a freakishly large person who is providing him with nourishment that is actually tasty).

So that’s all I have for you in this list. If by any chance/miracle, you have a quiet kid with you (god bless those little angels), send up a prayer and praise the lord, dear freak. But who am I kidding, that never happens. All kids are annoying at some point. So we can take all the tips we want, we still have to deal with this situation at every family gathering.



10. J.K. Rowling is the Queen.

9. John Green is an amazing writer.

8. Change is inevitable.

7. Spending time doing things you love, is time well-spent even if you fail to do it perfectly.

6. Everybody is very different.

5. People may have different opinions on things and sometimes their opinions are really annoying.

4. It’s not always necessary to fit in.

3. Books, music and dance can take you to different worlds.

2. Each and every person is fighting his/her own demons. So bringing a smile to someone’s face is a huge deal. And it feels great to make people laugh.

1. Be yourself.

Happy New Year, dear readers! Thank you for a great year.


10. “Hope is the only thing stronger than fear.” – President Snow, Hunger Games.

9. “Creativity is intelligence having fun.” – Albert Einstein.

8. “Today you are you that is truer than true, there is no one alive who is youer than you.” – Dr. Seuss.

7. “Words are the most inexhaustible source of magic we have.” – Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter.

6. “You have brains in your head, feet in your shoes, you can steer yourself any direction you choose.” – Dr. Seuss.

5. “Forever is composed of nows.” – Paper Towns (John Green).

4. “You can love someone so much, but you can never love people as much as you can miss them.” – Paper Towns.

3. “The world is not a wish-granting factory.” – The Fault In Our Stars (John Green).

2. “Every evl is born from an innocence.” – Ernest Hemingway.

1. “I know these will all be stories someday. And our pictures will become old photographs. We’ll all become somebody’s mom and dad. But right now these moments are not stories. This is happening. This one moment when you know you’re not a sad story. YOU ARE ALIVE.” – The Perks Of Being A Wallflower (Stephen Chbosky).


10. The Backward Words Challenge- Do watch Tyler Oakley and Sawyer Hartman’s Drunk Collab in which they take on this challenge.

9. 2 Truths And A Lie Challenge

8. What’s In My Mouth/Hand/ On My Face Challenge

7. Impersonating Youtubers- Watch Superwoman take on this challenge and impersonate Miranda Sings.

6. Truth Or Dare

5. 7 Second Challenge- Watch MIranda and Zoella take on this challenge.

4. Not My Hands Challenge- Watch Zoella and Joe/ Miranda and Joey take on this challenge.

3. Prank Call Challenge- Watch Jennxpenn and her group of friends- Arden, Lauren and Andrea take on this challenge.

2. Ice Bucket Challenge- Watch every youtuber take on this challenge.

1. Whisper Challenge- Watch Joe Sugg and a bunch of people including Zalfie (he started this challenge)/ Grace Helbig and Chester-see/ Tyler and Miranda take on this challenge.


10. Pretty Hurts- Beyonce

9. All Of The Stars- Ed Sheeran

8. Stay With Me- Sam Smith

7. Bang Bang- Jessi J, Nicki Minaj, Ariana Grande

6. Hanging Tree- Jennifer Lawrence

5. Anaconda- Nicki Minaj

4. Blank Space- Taylor Swift

3. A Heart Like Yours- Williamette Stone

2. The Heart Wants What It Wants- Selena Gomez

1. All Of Me- John Legend.


10. You Against Me- Jenny Downham.

9. My Sister’s Keeper- Jodi Picoult.

8. Divergent- Veronica Roth.

7. To Kill A Mockingbird- Harper Lee.

6. The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo- Stieg Larrson.

5. The Help- Kathryn Stockett.

4. Paper Towns- John Green.

3. The Fault In Our Stars- John Green.

2. The Hunger Games (series)- Suzanne Collins.

1. Harry Potter (series)- J.K. Rowling.


10. The Other Woman- The wife of a big-shot guy finds out he is cheating on her with another lady. She goes on to join up with that lady to get the ultimate revenge on her husband and what follows is a series of hilarious events.

9. Men Women And Children- This movie is about a group of high school kids and the influence that the internet has on them. It is a really different movie and has its cute as well as emotional moments.

8. The Conjuring- This horror movie is about a haunted house. But trust me it is scarier than your typical haunted house stories.

7. Despicable Me- This animated movie surpasses all levels of cuteness to reach a level of cuteness so high, it made me hysterical.

6.It’s Kind Of A Funny Story- Based on a novel, the story revolves around a young boy who realises he is depressed and enters himself into a facility.

5. Mockingjay- Probably the most intense movie I watched this year. Amazing actors and an amazing story. What could possibly go wrong?

4. Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close- A young ‘problem child’ deals with his father’s death in his own unique way and embarks on a painful journey to find answers. It made me cry.

3. Queen- This Hindi movie is about a young girl living in Delhi whose fiance decides against the marriage. This naive girl then decides to go on her honeymoon alone only out of spite. What her spite leads to is simply amazing.

2. The Fault In Out Stars- Amazing story, beautiful actors, a bunch of ‘aaw’ moments and a whole lot of tears. Is there anything better?

1. Highway- A young girl falls victim to a spontaneous kidnapping and thus goes on a journey of self-realisation. This movie is painfully good.


10. Fabric Book Covers- Get an old piece of fabric and wrap it around a notebook to make it interesting.

9. Bookmarks- Get your construction paper, scissors and glue and get started on some quirky bookmarks.

8. Painted Feathers- Fake feathers, acrylic paints and your creativity is all you need.

7. Leaf Tree- Paint a broad leaf and place it on plain paper.

6.Polaroid Wall Art- All you need is thread and a bunch of nice photos.

5. Tie-Dye T-Shirt- Got a plain white t-shirt? Make it pretty in a few simple steps.

4. Painted Shoes- Make a pair of white canvas shoes bright and beautifu

3.  Shade Card Calendar- Ring in the new year with a colourful diy calendar.

2. Knotted Crop Top- This is really simple too. Use a plain old tank top and jazz it up.

1. Melted Wax Crayons- This is really easy as the melting can be done using a hair-dryer and in the end, it looks really pretty.


10. Bethany Mota- . {Her zany energy, fashion, beauty and DIY’s.}

9. TheViralFeverVideos- . {Their crazy sense of humour and recent fictional series (Permanent Roommates)}

8. Miranda Sings- . {Her utter weirdness and vocal skills}

7. Grace Helbig- . {Her awkwardness and odd sense of humour}

6. Kanan Gill- . { HisPretentious Movie Reviews}

5. Vlogbrothers- . {Their way of making general knowledge fun, their good causes and also their extrememly fast way of talking}

4. All India Bakchod- . {Their sarcastic take on everything Indian}

3. MyHarto- . {Her Drunk Kitchens and her crazy puns}

2. nigahiga- . {His crazy jokes, His ADHD and his amazing friends}

1. IISuperwomanII- . {Her ‘types of’ videos, her parents and her general awesomeness}


10. One Direction- Night Changes  (

9. Ed Sheeran- Thinking Out Loud  (

8. Pharell Williams ft. Miley Cyrus- Come Get It Bae  (

7. Shakira ft. Rihanna- Can’t Remember To Forget You  (

6. Beyonce- 7/11  (

5.Taylor Swift- Shake It Off  (

4.Taylor Swift- Blank Space  (

3. Nicki Minaj- Anaconda  (

2.Beyonce- Pretty Hurts  (

1. Selena Gomez- The Heart Wants What It Wants  (